Wip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered lizard.

Wip created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wip, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wip's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Never mention cats.