Floweeaf Shavrowfas is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented yak.

Floweeaf Shavrowfas created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Floweeaf Shavrowfas, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Floweeaf Shavrowfas, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Floweeaf Shavrowfas' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Floweeaf Shavrowfas' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Always obey Floweeaf Shavrowfas' priests.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to mice while wearing red tights.