Littapyok is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate rhinoceros.

Littapyok created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Littapyok, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Littapyok, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Littapyok's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Littapyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple hats on sacred days.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never prepare tomatoes during winter.

4. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing violet coats and balancing six tin spheres on your face.

5. Heed all visions.