Pitdunkab Rigxenbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, two-faced squirrel.

Pitdunkab Rigxenbeg created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdunkab Rigxenbeg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pitdunkab Rigxenbeg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pitdunkab Rigxenbeg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pitdunkab Rigxenbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always share figs with strangers, but never with swans.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.