Bugcinjatgessfob is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ruthless fly.

Bugcinjatgessfob created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcinjatgessfob, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bugcinjatgessfob, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bugcinjatgessfob's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bugcinjatgessfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Never touch water while tainted.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never travel toward the east during summer.

5. Always stare at clouds.