Guthitget is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced pig.

Guthitget created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guthitget, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Guthitget, he will throw large rocks at you.

Guthitget's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Guthitget's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always store onions above ground.