Rowcimdit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish ferret.

Rowcimdit created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rowcimdit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rowcimdit, he will turn you into a snail.

Rowcimdit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rowcimdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare onions during winter.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Rowcimdit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pray towards the south.