Zaglogcet is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able swallow.

Zaglogcet created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaglogcet, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zaglogcet, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zaglogcet's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zaglogcet's Holy Commandments

1. Zaglogcet must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.