Lamnigfig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, generous zebra.

Lamnigfig created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamnigfig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lamnigfig, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lamnigfig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lamnigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never hop in the presence of horses.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never go into purple rooms.