Vabbabweg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, idiotic whale.

Vabbabweg created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbabweg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vabbabweg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vabbabweg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vabbabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges on holy days.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear shoes.