Budgetsad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent hippopotamus.

Budgetsad created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budgetsad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Budgetsad, she will be very unhappy.

Budgetsad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Budgetsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while tainted.

2. Budgetsad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Budgetsad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.