Madfasbonrutgedsterlegcub is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, egotistical snail.

Madfasbonrutgedsterlegcub created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Madfasbonrutgedsterlegcub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Madfasbonrutgedsterlegcub, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Madfasbonrutgedsterlegcub's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Madfasbonrutgedsterlegcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mix beans with water.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Madfasbonrutgedsterlegcub loves turtles, so they must be respected.