Gunbanarnvabfatfosscab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful mole.

Gunbanarnvabfatfosscab created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbanarnvabfatfosscab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gunbanarnvabfatfosscab, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gunbanarnvabfatfosscab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gunbanarnvabfatfosscab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not record signs concerning stars.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Always help hamsters.