Zednarlcarafraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omnipotent mouse.

Zednarlcarafraw created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zednarlcarafraw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zednarlcarafraw, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zednarlcarafraw's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zednarlcarafraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to rats while wearing violet jumpers.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Zednarlcarafraw six times a day.