Bissdabjan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody wyvern.

Bissdabjan created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissdabjan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissdabjan, it will turn you into a dog.

Bissdabjan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bissdabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to seals while wearing white scarves.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never speak at midnight.