Sagcitsid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic frog.

Sagcitsid created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagcitsid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sagcitsid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sagcitsid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sagcitsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Never feed aubergines to voles while wearing mauve boots.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.