Bafbutfid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthinking mongoose.

Bafbutfid created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bafbutfid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bafbutfid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bafbutfid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bafbutfid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.