Cedflagmit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring tapir.

Cedflagmit created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedflagmit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cedflagmit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cedflagmit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cedflagmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Never sit near goats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedflagmit.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never prepare rice during winter.