Cebomtnut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong rhinoceros.

Cebomtnut created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebomtnut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebomtnut, he will turn you into a worm.

Cebomtnut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cebomtnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to horses while wearing indigo rings.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Always stare at clouds.