Gupdadfag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking fly.

Gupdadfag created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdadfag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gupdadfag, it will not invite you to parties.

Gupdadfag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gupdadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Do not prepare wheat while wearing dresses.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never talk about dark matter.