Quimjatnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, happy ant.

Quimjatnur created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimjatnur, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quimjatnur, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Quimjatnur's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Quimjatnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never mix aubergines with blood.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Hide if three ants approach from the east.