Listtencub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong tapir.

Listtencub created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Listtencub, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listtencub, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Listtencub's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Listtencub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.