Motlidlistzak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable fly.

Motlidlistzak created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Motlidlistzak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Motlidlistzak, she will turn you into a slug.

Motlidlistzak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Motlidlistzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Never sing in the presence of cats.

3. Run away if seven whales approach from the south.

4. Always store strawberries above ground.

5. Never mention dogs.