Bemcissgup Vegdingen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud grasshopper.

Bemcissgup Vegdingen created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Bemcissgup Vegdingen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bemcissgup Vegdingen, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bemcissgup Vegdingen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bemcissgup Vegdingen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not prepare corn while wearing tights.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Fast once a month.