Nilldogteen is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust ant.

Nilldogteen created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilldogteen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilldogteen, it will cry a lot.

Nilldogteen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nilldogteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never mark doors with purple.

4. Never wear pink stockings on sacred days.

5. Never speak at dusk.