Genmip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented dryad.

Genmip created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genmip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Genmip, he will turn you into a plant.

Genmip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Genmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not consume rice at dawn.

5. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.