Yogdodnig Honwad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured aardvark.

Yogdodnig Honwad created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Yogdodnig Honwad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yogdodnig Honwad, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yogdodnig Honwad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yogdodnig Honwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Never wear fawn stockings on sacred days.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Yogdodnig Honwad on top of important buildings.