Bignutlat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, stupid butterfly.

Bignutlat created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bignutlat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bignutlat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bignutlat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bignutlat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never gather three eagles in one place.

5. Do not commit murder.