Cad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable snail.

Cad created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear shoes marked with mauve.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must pray to Cad five times a day.