Cepjinflam Hadviltun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage crow.

Cepjinflam Hadviltun created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepjinflam Hadviltun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cepjinflam Hadviltun, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cepjinflam Hadviltun's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cepjinflam Hadviltun's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not keep seven seals in a large pit.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed lots of peas to mice while wearing cyan ear rings.