Fudafbat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic bird.

Fudafbat created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Fudafbat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fudafbat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fudafbat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fudafbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Worship no other gods but Fudafbat.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudafbat.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.