Ditgetmat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, boastful chicken.

Ditgetmat created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgetmat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ditgetmat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ditgetmat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ditgetmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare turnips during summer.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never remain standing at dusk.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.