Gepjonrow is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless alligator.

Gepjonrow created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepjonrow, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gepjonrow, it will torture you forever.

Gepjonrow's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gepjonrow's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.