Didhimtaf Dinflowtof is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful lion.

Didhimtaf Dinflowtof created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Didhimtaf Dinflowtof, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Didhimtaf Dinflowtof, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Didhimtaf Dinflowtof's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Didhimtaf Dinflowtof's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Didhimtaf Dinflowtof.

2. Didhimtaf Dinflowtof must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Never remain standing at dusk.

5. Do not gather at towers at midday.