Largbopmet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving penguin.

Largbopmet created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largbopmet, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Largbopmet, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Largbopmet's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Largbopmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never record names.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.