Gambagvon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental meerkat.

Gambagvon created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambagvon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gambagvon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gambagvon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gambagvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not hop at crossroads.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

5. Always look after injured doves.