Zedmisliddundamnat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic parrot.

Zedmisliddundamnat created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedmisliddundamnat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedmisliddundamnat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zedmisliddundamnat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zedmisliddundamnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Hide from orange snakes for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedmisliddundamnat.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Do not stand on grass.