Zod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, strong armadillo.

Zod created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zod's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face red.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Always remove rings before touching zinc.