Bestbindit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring hyena.

Bestbindit created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbindit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bestbindit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bestbindit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bestbindit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix wheat with water.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Never look in ponds.