Fengofgub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful mouse.

Fengofgub created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fengofgub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fengofgub, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fengofgub's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fengofgub's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Fengofgub on top of important buildings.

4. Never curse while facing east.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.