Ingligleg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind donkey.

Ingligleg created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingligleg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ingligleg, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ingligleg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ingligleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Ingligleg loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Never sprint near gulls.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.