Flyjigran is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able rat.

Flyjigran created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyjigran, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flyjigran, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Flyjigran's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flyjigran's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

2. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.