Cepdinbumbosstarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent swan.

Cepdinbumbosstarp created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdinbumbosstarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cepdinbumbosstarp, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cepdinbumbosstarp's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cepdinbumbosstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Always store aubergines above ground.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Cepdinbumbosstarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Do not prepare beans while wearing coats.