Kipgenwon Mipgidtom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident goblin.

Kipgenwon Mipgidtom created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipgenwon Mipgidtom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipgenwon Mipgidtom, she will destroy your home planet.

Kipgenwon Mipgidtom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kipgenwon Mipgidtom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not name children after voles.

4. Do not place beans upon stone.

5. Never adorn your neck with violet markings.