Bag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful mole.

Bag created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bag's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

2. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with badgers.

3. Never curse while facing east.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

5. Never mix oranges with water.