Stipgudboss Nillmapcem Queeggabxen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient badger.

Stipgudboss Nillmapcem Queeggabxen created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stipgudboss Nillmapcem Queeggabxen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stipgudboss Nillmapcem Queeggabxen, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Stipgudboss Nillmapcem Queeggabxen's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Stipgudboss Nillmapcem Queeggabxen's Holy Commandments

1. Stipgudboss Nillmapcem Queeggabxen loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never wear indigo coats.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.