Bellcamhim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying warg.

Bellcamhim created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellcamhim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bellcamhim, she will not care.

Bellcamhim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bellcamhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bellcamhim on top of all buildings.

4. Hide from fawn mice for they are unholy.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.