Gupdannart is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying spider.

Gupdannart created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdannart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gupdannart, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gupdannart's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gupdannart's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.

2. Never wear brown ear rings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.