Getgofgub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unselfish gnu.

Getgofgub created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Getgofgub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getgofgub, it will send you a sign.

Getgofgub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Getgofgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing purple rings and balancing three zinc spheres on your neck.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Getgofgub.