Badhakmetnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, almighty hamster.

Badhakmetnarl created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badhakmetnarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Badhakmetnarl, it will be very unhappy.

Badhakmetnarl's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Badhakmetnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never wear yellow stockings on sacred days.

5. Never sit near dogs.